Five phrases women use
1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the soccer game before helping around with the housework.
3) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".
4) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not a permission. Dont do it!
5) Loud Sigh - This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "Nothing". (Refer to #3)